All the Other Shite

BreweryBrew
Description
Price
Amstel LightThe beer you order when you're too drunk to keep drinking.$4.50
Bud LightStrong cardboard flavor with a patriotic finish.$3.50
BudweiserSlightly improved with chicken wings and Monday night football.$3.50
Coors LightGiven time and intestinal fortitude, we suppose it will eventually get you drunk.$3.50
CoronaFree with purchase of small slice of lime.$4.50
Michelob Ultra
Summer's coming… better shape up!$4.50
Miller High LifeThe (Prom Date) Champagne of Beers.$3.50
Miller LiteDecidedly improved by the Vortex NeckĀ®.$3.50